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gypsy soul snatcher

snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

asubmissiveintraining:

The first question shouldn’t be “are you taken” but “are you interested.”

Contrary to popular stank male belief, a woman being single doesn’t endow you with magical woman-getting properties.

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

LMAO

(Source: sharhk)

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°